CLASSY AS F*CK COCKTAILS
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Celebrating the fine arts of drinking AND swearing. This beautiful book includes more than 60 recipes ranging from f*cking classics to fancy-ass twists, and features dozens of variations including low & non-alcohol options! Complete with a gold foil-stamped cover, gilded page edges, metallic ink, & beautiful calligraphy throughout, this makes a stylish addition to any home bar.
Created by Linus Boman, the London-based graphic designer behind Calligraphuck.
Book dimensions: 7.3" H x 5.3" L x 0.7" W
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Where We Ship
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Unfortunately, we are not shipping internationally at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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* Due to the overflow of volume with our carriers due to COVID-19, standard shipping can take up to 8-10 business days and unfortunately, it is out of our hands.
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Package Not Delivered
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Unfortunately we do not offer pick-up.
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